Green's premium Pilsner

Dear sweet lord, may this not *excite* my various allergies.

Amen.

(Available from Sainsbury's Free from section for a mere £1.99 - Other supermarkets are available)

(Or "how to get an atheist beer lover to pray - take away beer")

Anti-histamines at the ready...

EDIT: it didn't. I am happy. Vaguely beer like, in contrast to the Green's Lager which tastes for all the world like slightly sweet citrus washing up liquid.